Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Frankie Beverly's Mother Nature

Monday, July 28, 2014


I plan to write a book about these damn "Israelites"and their damn doctrine. No offense to the Israelites who know how to use logic when referencing scripture.I'm talking about these damn Facebook Israelite/Profit/Polygamy NIGGALITES! Yeah, I'll be debunking you because you're worse than the damn Christians and many of you worship your damn elders like they're God or something. Many of you mind as well go back to Sunday Church and eat your pork pie (Pepperoni Pizza with extra cheese) because ya'll be on that bullshit and I don't give a crap who gets offended because if I affront you, I'm talking about you too. #AJOURNED

Friday, July 25, 2014

Close to Graduation

I am elated to say I'm at the latter of the second phase at my Quality Assurance Testing Training. I look forward to an astounding career in Quality Assurance Testing. I've come a long away and I'm  a blossoming Rose and I couldn't have done it without God because he made it possible - he gives me the breath to do what I want and need to do. We're supposed to graduate in on August 18th. Technology world, HERE I COME! By the way, I plan to release more books and launch a fragrance line. Stay tuned, folks :D

Friday, July 18, 2014

This Weekend

I'll spend my weekend watching movies, getting my hair done, attending a wellness event at a church, and getting some writing done. Yep, that's my life in a nutshell. I don't expend my energy on the idiot box. It's littered all sorts of foolery and fuckery. My life is a semi-reality show minus the ratchedness. Matter of fact, I need to read more. I'm tired and as I write this post, my eyes are beginning to cross. Ehh..it's been a long day. QA Testing is a huge job and career. Enjoy your weekend by doing something productive. Ok, zzzzzz........

Today's Assessment

Today's assessment was long and a little tedious because of the time constraint. Otherwise, I think I did ok. I don't think I flunked but I think I still got a passing grade. It is rumored that our old supervisor who was fired this week shall be returning. Boy, I sure hope not because I don't need any extra pressure added to understanding the concept of my QA job. I don't think she'll ever come back, though. Her minions blow so much hickory-smoke up her ass, they really believe she's coming back. She's articulate and she's educated. She'll find a job no time flat. Good riddance. #Corporatelife


Lust Over Trust is NOW available on Amazon. It's only $0.99 and it's an ideal Kindle weekend read. Get your copy today! :D

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Biotin Vitamins

I bought a bottle of Biotin yesterday. It is supposed to help promote hair growth, strengthen nails, and clear up the skin. I would like to have longer locs and clearer skin. I'll see how this works out. I also plan to drink plenty of water because Biotin is water soluble and if you don't drink enuff water you'll break out. Taking this vitamin will be my excuse to drink plenty of water. I'll keep you all posted. 

Monday, July 14, 2014

Life as a Quality Assurance Tester

I spend my time learning about  Quality Assurance Testing, finding defects, preventing defects, and executing test cases by using ALL of the five test box techniques - Equivalent Partition, Boundary Value Analysis, State Transition, Use Cases, Decision Table, and GUI Objects. If you're a fellow QA Tester, you understand this language. Perhaps, you never mention the name of the black box techniques but you simply apply them on a regular basis. I heard the requirements are lengthy and you may have to use more than one of those techniques. It can be tedious but it's fun when you under the concept of each technique. I cannot wait to graduate in September so that I can get my feet wet. Stay tuned. :)

Ya'll Already Know....GET YOUR COPY ON JULY 16TH! :-D

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I Plan to Debunk These Fake ASS Hebrew Israelites

I decided it time for me to debunk these fakes Hebrew Israelites because they're worse than the typical Sunday church Christians. These Negros eat their pork, smoke their crack, BEAT their women, and celebrate these pagan holidays on the low AND on the forefront. Yeah, these Negros should be called out because some of them spread their AIDS in the community and the women are whores. Yeah, I SAID IT. No shade on the TRUE and RIGHTEOUS Hebrew Israelites. Just the FAKE ASS HEBREW ISRAELITES. You are despicable and the create is not pleased with you heathens. I should make a video about this madness because the Hebrew community ain't what it seems. Ask those FAG-O-LITES aka The Great Mill Stones. They loathe women and they endorse RAPE of young girls and women as a whole. You sick pricks! And for you chauvinistic Israelites who say the woman can't teach anything and you treat women like they're inferior, you mind as well make an alliance with The Great Millstones because they don't respect women either. Go ahead and post your scripture to justify your nonsense. I'll wait, LOL. 



July 1, 2014
A former New York Police Department officer convicted of planning to kidnap and rape women before killing and eating them is set to go free after a federal judge overturned his conviction.
According to Reuters, the so-called “Cannibal Cop” Gilberto Valle was acquitted by US District Judge Paul Gardephe on Monday. Valle has been in prison since he was arrested in 2012, and potentially faced life behind bars on kidnapping conspiracy charges.
In his opinion, Judge Gardephe stated that the evidence used to originally convict Valle did not sufficiently prove that the former officer acted on what his attorneys said were sexual, cannibalistic fantasies involving women he never met, as well as his wife.
“The evidentiary record is such that it is more likely than not the case that all of Valle’s Internet communications about kidnapping are fantasy role-play,” the judge wrote.
Gardephe did uphold Valle’s conviction on a less serious charge, which alleged that he used the NYPD’s federal database to collect information on various women he intended to target. That conviction carried a sentence of up to one year in prison, but since Valle has been in jail since 2012, he can be set free as early as Tuesday.
Although prosecutors originally argued that Valle’s access of the NYPD database signaled that the former officer was taking steps to carry out his lurid plan – they also claimed he had searched the internet in order to learn about using chloroform to knock someone unconscious – defense attorneys said his involvement with a dark fetish website was simply fantasy. When Valle appealed his conviction, his lawyers claimed the jury could not differentiate between the details of his fantasy and real steps toward making it a reality.
Gardephe also pointed to the fact that no one was ever harmed to justify the idea that evidence in the case was lacking.
“No one was ever kidnapped, no attempted kidnapping ever took place, and no real-world, non-Internet -based steps were ever taken to kidnap anyone,” he wrote, according to the New York Post.
“Dates for `planned’ kidnappings pass without comment, without discussion, without explanation, and with no follow-up. The only plausible explanation for the lack of comment on inquiry about allegedly agreed-upon and scheduled kidnappings is that Valle and the others engaged in these chats understood that no kidnapping would actually take place.”
Speaking with the Associated Press, Valle’s attorney Julia Gatto welcomed the decision.
“The judge’s well-reasoned decision validates what we have said since the beginning: There was no crime,” she said. “Gil Valle is innocent of any conspiracy. Gil is guilty of nothing more than having unconventional thoughts.”

Read more at http://thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-planned-kidnap-rape-eat-women-walks-free-judge-overturns-conviction/#0BgKpfFkqG2O4MEd.99


See, this is why I don't subscribe to Hebrew Israelite camps anymore because not only do they have their own doctrine like these Sunday Christian churches, but some of them wear funny looking costumes and they look like a bunch of foolish super Hebrew NIGGALITES. I can't. I just DAMN CAN'T *Laughing my ass off*

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Book Exerpt

I'll be sharing an excerpt from my book "Lust Over Trust" which will be available on Amazon next Wednesday. The excerpt will be published tomorrow. Stay tuned, all. :)

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody

Advice to Plus Sized Women

Ladies, if you're overweight please dress appropriately. It isn't cool to wear ill-fitted apparel that exposes your stomach, boobies, and ASSets. There's nothing wrong with being confident and comfortable in your skin. But remember this, there's a thin line between dressing modestly, classy, and professional and stuffing yourself in an outfit that makes you look like an overstuffed pork sausage. Plus sized people are heavily and incessantly stigmatized because of their size. Please don't give folks who are opposed to heavy-set people anymore ammunition than they already have. Oh, and if you eat like to overeat and expect to fit into that cute top that's been sitting in your closet for three months and you know it doesn't fit you, but you wear it anyway? Shame on you. Stop the madness. You don't have to be get skinny but you should get healthy. #Casedismissed

He Still Hates Obama


Yes, I am on Linkedin

You can find me on Linkedin as Hannah Spivey. I don't bite and I accept ALL invitations. The more connections we have on Linkedin, the merrier. Spread the LOVE! :-D

My July Book Release

You can find "Lust Over Trust" via Amazon on July 16th. It will be available in e-book format and in paperback format in the future. Stay tuned and thanks for following. :)

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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Losing What You Probably Could Have Had

Well, I be darn. The dude who I used to have a crush on and wouldn't give me the time of day had sent me an invitation on Linkedin. Oh welp, some folks don't appreciate a good thing until they lose it. I bet he wished he wouldn't have impregnated that gold digging floozy. I tried to warn him. But that ain't none of my business *in my Kermit the Frog voice*

“It’s Very Hurtful And Extremely Upsetting”: Jennifer Hudson On Claims She “Sacrificed” Family Members To Be In Illuminati - See more at: http://madamenoire.com/445773/hurtful-extremely-upsetting-jennifer-hudson-crazy-claims-sacrificed-family-members-illuminati/#sthash.Tlbas9mq.dpuf

I’m sure that after all these years you’ve heard a thing or two about the Illuminati. For conspiracy theorists, it’s a powerful group of individuals who have a hand in and control many aspects of everyday life, including our culture, our government and more. People commonly pegged as members of this society include Jay Z and BeyoncĂ©, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, and surprisingly, even Jennifer Hudson. Some who believe that the Illuminati is real and includes these celebrities also believe that these notable individuals made blood sacrifices to be in the society. Some have also tried to say online that Hudson “sacrificed” her mother, her brother and her nephew (murdered by her brother-in-law) to be a member and gain her massive success.
If you ask me, all that sounds silly as hell and quite disrespectful, and Hudson has actually heard about such claims. In an interview to help promote her upcoming new album JHUD (coming out in August) with DC’s Majic 102.3, Hudson addressed them and says that as a Christian woman, people are really crossing the line:
“I think people find a way to discredit people in everything you do. Nothing is ever what it really is. And at the end of the day, we all work hard for what we get and what we do just like anyone else. And it’s unfair that some people would be that cruel to impose such negativity on things that is done from a positive place and perspective. And t’s very hurtful and extremely upsetting. Especially coming from a Christian standpoint.
Every time I hear stuff like that, I’m like ‘You will not take the credit for God’s work and give it to Satan. Not on my watch. Not on my watch.’ So again, it’s extremely upsetting. There’s so much to be said about that, but you don’t have the time, and neither do I.”
This isn’t the first time Hudson had to confront such rumors about herself. In 2011, she told fans this during a U-Stream session 
“I’m so glad someone brought this Illuminati mess up because only a child of God would address it. That is the most ignorant thing I have ever heard in my life. And it’s offensive because basically what? The people that are here today don’t deserve to be where they are? What, we didn’t work for it? So I find—and I hate to go there—but I find it’s those that can’t make it that would probably join Illuminati, or whoever that is, to get somewhere.
Don’t listen to that type of stuff, don’t follow that stuff because those people are only luring you in to become a part of some mess like that, so know that you’re only falling victim. That’s their way of gaining [followers]. I’d advise you to stay away from it. Those who are reading it are falling into it. It could not be more untrue.”
- See more at: http://madamenoire.com/445773/hurtful-extremely-upsetting-jennifer-hudson-crazy-claims-sacrificed-family-members-illuminati/#sthash.zfMwsn8B.dpuf

My Next Novel "Lust Over Trust" Will be Available on Amazon July 16, 2014

Mark your calendar, folks

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Monday, July 7, 2014

Slick Haired Pork Chop Sandwich Eating Pastor Doing the Chuck Berry/James Brown Jig for JEEZUS! LMAO!!!

August 2014

August is going to be a spectacular month for me. I'll be graduating as a new QA Tester, I'll be visiting loved ones, potentially moving into a new place, and I'll be seeing that new James Brown Biopic with a friend. And to top it all off, I'll be doing this dance throughout the month of August.

Joans Rivers says President Obama is gay and Michelle Obama is Transexual

Joan Rivers is an older and controversial comedian who loves to push the envelope. But some are saying that she chose to push things a little bit too far. Rivers got into trouble this week for remarks she made about President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama. Rivers was at a gay wedding that she’d just officiated at the book signing for “Diary of a Mad Diva.” A reporter asked Rivers if she ever thought that there would be a gay president. To the reporter’s surprise, Rivers said, “We already have it with Obama, so let’s just calm down.” Rivers didn’t stop there. She then went on to say that First Lady Michelle Obama is herself transexual. “You know Michelle is a tranny,” she said. The stunned reporter asked her to clarify her remarks, and Rivers then stated “A transgender. We all know.” The comments have flooded the Internet and upset those who are loyal to the president and first lady. Supporters of the president are demanding an apology from Rivers. This is not the first time that President Obama has been publicly linked to the gay community is surprising ways. Back in 2012, Newsweek named Obama America’s “First Gay President,” applauding him for numerous advances in gay rights during his tenure as president. The president didn’t respond to the first labeling and he probably won’t respond to this one either. How do you think Rivers should be confronted about her remarks? Should she be asked to produce evidence of her assertion, or should the allegations be denied outright? If any of this were true, what would this change about your views of the president and first lady? Joan Rivers’ real name is Joan Alexandra Molinsky. She was born in 1933, which might officially make it OK for her to say things that could come off as a bit “out there.” She became famous way back in 1965 as a host of “The Tonight Show,” and was mentored by the late Johnny Carson. Johnny is probably rolling over his in grave over this one. By - Naturally Moi

This Child wants to be Black more than Black People Want to be Black, LOL

My Trip to Florida

I haven't seen my parents and sister in over two years. I finally had the opportunity to visit them during the 4th of July weekend. I enjoyed myself and I had the opportunity to ride in an airplane for the first time. Spirit Airlines was the air craft I was on. It was a fantastic ride and I look forward to doing more flying. The next plane ride will either be to New York or Virginia.

Lust over Trust

Hello, all. I am back like a heart attack! Just updating you all about my latest career endeavors. I am proud to announce that my next literary project "Lust over Trust" will be available on Amazon in August and I am new Quality Assurance Tester. Unlike some of these so-called career editors and blog talk radio personalities, I had to keep it real with myself and get a job, which will finally afford me the comfortable lifestyle I've always wanted. In the interim, I will finally be able to blog and release part two for "Lust Over Trust" which will be a three part series. The first installment is currently being edited. Shout outs to Author/Publisher David Weaver and The Bank Roll Squad. I have so much to share with you all, but for now, I am giving you an appetizer of what I've been up to. I miss blogging and you'll be seeing a lot more of me. I am happy with the progress I am making, and I thank my cheerleaders and the ones who undermined my success. Oh, and if you haven't checked out my first book, "Ebony the Beloved", you're three years behind and a couple of dollars short. You can find it on Amazon and Barnes and Nobles. MUAH! :) Hannah